With COVID-19 putting a damper on most things recently, I thought we might lighten things up a bit.
What is the stupidest, most ridiculous, most hilarious Zodiac "theory" or "suspect" you have ever heard.
This isn’t intended to insult people or trash legitimate ideas or suspects, but an opportunity to have a few laughs at the cranks, kooks, and crackpots who come up with bizarre and embarrassing ideas.
I have two. First, someone told me that they believed that Zodiac was Adolph Hitler who survived the war, fled to the Bay Area and proceeded to carry on a life of murder and infamy. They even sent me a picture of the Presidio sketch with a Hitler mustache as "proof".
The second is that Bryan Hartnell is the Zodiac. Somehow, this person told me, Bryan tied up Cecelia, stabbed her, then tied himself up, stabbed himself in the back. Then when Cecelia woke up, convinced her that a masked man had done it.
Feel free to share your own crazy stories!
“Murder will out, this my conclusion.”
– Geoffrey Chaucer
I saw a similar one to the Hitler theory except the Nazi Zodiac was Josef Mengele.
I don’t know of one specifically except to say:
1. My dad was in the Army Signal Corp in Alaska.
2. Worked on the railroad.
3. He grew up in West Texas.
4. He was never around growing up.
5. He didn’t wear glasses.
Forgot to say he retired one code while in service, as he cracked it. Long ago….
With everyone’s dad being billed as the Zodiac, I realized and know it was actually MY dad.
I am going to write a book, make it fit, make it stick and get out of this money crisis I am having since I spent so much on toilet paper.
For your health: Take iodine and Vitamin D (which isn’t a vitamin) and cut out most simple and complex carbohydrate and move to a Keto diet. Do it over time. You’ll thank me later.
Flush with cash, eh?
Paul Stine was actually the Zodiac, and got killed in his own cab by his targeted victim who defended himself.
I believe that theory could actually defeat the corona virus.
