Despite my enthusiasm and initial optimism, it’s been (almost) 48 hours now, and sadly, I must report that Project: Ancient Sea Monkeys is a total bust.
I have a jar of pale green water with tiny brown specks floating at the top, which are the eggs, I assume. No life, no movement at all. Nothing.
Perhaps 40 years was a bit too long to wait. I may try this again with a fresher kit, LOL.
(Or maybe I’ll try the pop rocks 
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-glurk
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I don’t believe in monsters.
Despite my enthusiasm and initial optimism, it’s been (almost) 48 hours now, and sadly, I must report that Project: Ancient Sea Monkeys is a total bust.
I have a jar of pale green water with tiny brown specks floating at the top, which are the eggs, I assume. No life, no movement at all. Nothing.
Perhaps 40 years was a bit too long to wait. I may try this again with a fresher kit, LOL.
(Or maybe I’ll try the pop rocks
-glurk
glurk, I’ll give you 2 dollars if you drink the: "pale green water with tiny brown specks floating at the top, which are the eggs"
lol
“I don’t know Chief, he’s very smart or very dumb.“
Yuk..
*ZODIACHRONOLOGY*
Despite my enthusiasm and initial optimism, it’s been (almost) 48 hours now, and sadly, I must report that Project: Ancient Sea Monkeys is a total bust.
I have a jar of pale green water with tiny brown specks floating at the top, which are the eggs, I assume. No life, no movement at all. Nothing.
Perhaps 40 years was a bit too long to wait. I may try this again with a fresher kit, LOL.
(Or maybe I’ll try the pop rocks
-glurk
glurk, I’ll give you 2 dollars if you drink the: "pale green water with tiny brown specks floating at the top, which are the eggs"
Just a couple of weeks ago, I went to drink what I thought was my small glass of O.J….luckily, I tasted the salt water before I swallowed it. Why do I keep them monkeys in the same glasses? Bleh!! 
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“…they may be dealing with one or more ersatz Zodiacs–other psychotics eager to get into the act, or perhaps even other murderers eager to lay their crimes at the real Zodiac’s doorstep.“ L.A. Times, 1969
Your really do have sea monkeys, Tahoe? I thought you were kidding.
Photographs, or it isn’t real!
Your really do have sea monkeys, Tahoe? I thought you were kidding.
Yep. I feed them to my salt water fish everyday. Just a fancy name for brine shrimp.
“…they may be dealing with one or more ersatz Zodiacs–other psychotics eager to get into the act, or perhaps even other murderers eager to lay their crimes at the real Zodiac’s doorstep.“ L.A. Times, 1969
They shoulda called them ‘sea fleas’.
PS. Sorry you couldn’t revive your ancestors Glurk. 
“I don’t know Chief, he’s very smart or very dumb.“
Strange Google glitch, I typed in "spank monkeys" and wound up here?
"If we don’t protect freedom of speech, how will we know who the assholes are?" –the Onion
That’s odd. Should have re-directed to glurk’s home page.
Strange Google glitch, I typed in "spank monkeys" and wound up here?
Interesting search.
“…they may be dealing with one or more ersatz Zodiacs–other psychotics eager to get into the act, or perhaps even other murderers eager to lay their crimes at the real Zodiac’s doorstep.“ L.A. Times, 1969
I have a pet rock from the 70’s and I’m going to give it a couple doses of Viagra to see if anything happens. Just kidding and great post and had fun reading it thanks!
Ps. I did have a pet rock from the 70’s but he passed away in a fire I had years back.
@Tahoe…lol…
WTF are spank monkeys?
And I thought European were perverts…
*ZODIACHRONOLOGY*
Spank-monkeys (Tossin Spermatii) are related to the Sea-Monkey http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea-Monkeys, commonly known a bring shrimp. Instead of little crustaceans that swim around eating phytoplankton as sea-monkeys do, Spank-monkeys mostly rest at the bottom to their container, with only the faint glow of their laptop screens perched on their swimmerets to silhouette them.
When you come suddenly into the room within their line of sight, they’ll often act indignant like you’ve interrupted something, quickly closing their laptop to hide its glow.
Although I have raised brine shrimp myself, I don’t suggest having 40 year spank-monkeys around your house. 
"If we don’t protect freedom of speech, how will we know who the assholes are?" –the Onion
