Time for school again:

-glurk

O lord!!!

That’s one way to look sharp for the school year!

Checklist:

Pens, Calculator,Notebook,sharp knives…..I know i graduated in 1989, but school supply requirements couldn’t have changed that much, could they have?

That’s marvellous. About time someone used truth in their marketing approach.

Seen as this is aptly named random thread, I shall make a totally random, yet very serious, acknowledgement and face a fear of my own that I have avoided for 23 years now. If you ant to know who I though was the most evil, callous, serial killer of all when I was around 10 years old? I shall post a picture of the one the terrified me at that agree far worse than any Dahmer or Bundy could even hope of doing.

WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDERN UNDER THE AGE OF 43:

I kid you not, this woman scared the absolute s*it out of me when I was a kid!

Yes Chappie! Scared me too.

One of the worst for me….

T I am serious now, I am deadly serious that when I was young the witch literally frightened the living daylights out of me. I must ask that you not laugh as this is a ery traumatic thing for me as a young boy. I remember thinking how I wanted to visit the emerald city to see the Wizard but the Witch was a solid deterrent. That’s actually a good idea! Abolish the Death Penalty like I said earlier, and replace it by telling would be murderers "I’ll get you my little pretty, a your dog too."

Homicide rates in California would drop 78% in 6 months. Scientific fact!

My first 3 months at Secondary School I threw 78 buckets of water over Mrs Jamison and got expelled 7 times. She looked like the flying evil green faced assassin who hails from Oz. I was petrified every time she didn’t start melting into the ground!

They kicked me out altogether after the 86 bucket. The Principle Accused me of the trying to drown my Biology Teacher. I said "Melt her, not drown her. Get your facts straight before you start accusing me of trying to drown people."

"….and your little dog too", I think.
Unpleasant, yes, but I’m with T., Sir Robert Helpmann as The Child Catcher in the movie version? Horrifying.
"Here we are children – come and get your lollipops"….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUnhfvGdmmw

This is for Smithy, the spelling monitor-

Here’s another trick of Doctor Dementia to test your skills….
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Alzheimer’s is a long long, way down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you.
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To my ‘selected’ strange-minded friends: If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to áyour friends with ‘yes’ in the subject line. Only great minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting!
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If you can read this, you have a strange mind, too.
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Can you read this? Only 55 people out of 100 ácan.
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this frowrad it.

This is for Smithy, the spelling monitor….

Who me? Well, I suppose I may as well be remembered for something.
Can you fix that post please Deb? I can’t read a word of it.

I could read it.

Doesn’t count. You’re foreign.

Want six-pack abs? With this method you can sit in front of your computer all day and have ’em!